Please be advised that there are new rules with regards to Paddling around Mother's Beach due to numerous neighborhood complaints.
All ladies must show as MUCH skin as possible to help promote dragon boating amongst the local comunity.
Similarly, all gentlemen must show as LITTLE skin as possible to help promote dragon boating amongst the local community.
Please do NOT wear this: http://spacedragonsblog.blogspot.com/2009/02/sd-calendarfebruary.html
Finally, prior to getting on the boat, it is now required that all paddlers, callers, and steerspersons MUST dunk their head under water for 5 full seconds. Recommended method:
Failure to comply will result in a suspension of the privilege of using mother's beach to paddle. The resultant penalty would require us to carry the dragonboat all the way out to the breakers and then paddle out into the ocean. Thanks for your cooperation!
On a side note, first 10 Space Dragons/RFX that respond to this post and to the poll on the right today, will receive a fully comped package deal to MARS courtesy of ME! Yep I'm THAT generous. I know you all like to travel so now is the opportunity of the lifetime.