Here at Space Dragons Headquarters, we are all about equal rights and equal opportunities for all. We turn a blind eye, be it someone's ethnicity, gender, sexual preference, hairiness...
We believe Mr February, that's right we said MISTER FEBRUARY, is one sexy Mo-Fo
Mr. February: A.J. Chan
DOB: July 3rd
Likes: Snow Bunnies, sleeping, LA Kings, muffins, BK breakfasts, leftovers, food, eating, and spending alone time with Jessica Rabbit and video game vixen Lara Croft in mind.
Dislikes: Making audiences and actors on stage laugh with his “raise the dead” type sneezes, friends “pants-ing” him in public, narcoleptic occurrences at the most inconvenient times, and fear of being violated by aliens…sexually.
Here is Mr. February's, A.J. Chan's, take on Dragon Boating:
“When you aren’t doing it, it looks so nice and serene. But when you’re doing it…it (expletive) sucks!!!”
We may have overheard A.J. say these wise words:
“It is important to breathe during a race. When I focus on my (lead) strokes, I paddle hard and I breeeeeaaaathe. When I race, I am an animal….under control!!”
Yes ladies, to answer the question burning in your mind, this manly man, besides being constantly mistaken as Janet's other half, a voracious appetite, and difficulties in seeing green flags against a green backdrop, AJ Chan is SINGLE and is AVAILABLE.
If you would like to meet Mr. February - Come to a Space Dragon practice near you!
(actual document has been uploaded to: http://rapidshare.com/files/199965319/Mr__February_Final.rtf)